Boneisms

I went to Smokey Bones for the first time last night, after the going to St. Louis for the Rams game. While I was at Smokey Bones, I couldn't help looking around at the various posters on the wall. These posters contained Boneisms, of which were little funny sayings and phrases. The waiters and waitresses even had clever little phrases on the backs of them. The one that got my attention was on the back of our waitress's shirt, and it said, "A nice dry rub enhances our meat. stop laughing." and I about died when I saw this. There were other Boneisms around the restaurant including:
1) Never call your server “Hun,” “Sweetie” or “Hey You.” Unless, of course, that is their name.
2) Dogs? Please. Burgers are a manʼs best friend.
3) Youʼre supposed to drink 8-10 glasses of water a day. Beer is 90% water. How sweet is that.
4) Watching what you eat is a great way to not miss your mouth.
5) Beer before Liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, in the clear. Bones wings in between, more power for the machine.
6) Fire. The greatest invention of humankind. Beer. A close second.
7) People think the wheel was the greatest invention of humankind. But a wheel canʼt cook a steak.
8) Without fire, humans wouldnʼt exist. Without fire-grilling, flavor wouldnʼt exist.
9) If the musicʼs too loud, talk louder.
I read these and as soon as i thought they were funny, I looked around the whole restaurant for more. There were even some in the bathroom... but they were just as clever.